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Plug in.
See everything.

A USB stick with a complete live diagnostic dashboard built in. Plug it into any Mac or Windows PC and your browser opens automatically — showing everything about your computer's health in real time.

No installation  ·  No technical knowledge needed  ·  Nothing sent to the internet

🔌 USB-A & USB-C rotating🔒 Fully private — stays local⚡ Live every 3 secondsMac & Windows📋 Report saves to USB💬 Simple View tab📡 Network scanner⏱️ ~30s to full data
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✅ Free returns within 30 days✅ Dispatched within 24h✅ UK delivery only

© 2026 Cerebro Scan · cerebroscan.co.uk

The Product

Built to last. Engineered to inform.

Premium matte-finish housing, dual USB-A and USB-C connectors. Every stick individually stress-tested 1,000 times before dispatch.

Premium Tin Packaging
Premium Tin Packaging
Arrives in a quality metal tin — a gift-ready presentation that protects the device during shipping and storage.
USB-A Connector
USB-A Connector
Standard USB-A fits any laptop, desktop PC, monitor or hub. The most common port on Windows computers.
USB-C Connector
USB-C Connector
Modern USB-C for MacBooks, newer laptops and tablets. Simply rotate the connector — no adapter needed.
Step by Step

Exactly how it works

Full transparency — here's precisely what Cerebro Scan does when you plug it in.

1
🔌Plug in the USB

Insert into any free port. USB-A and USB-C connectors on a rotating head — no adapter needed. It mounts as a drive called CEREBROSCAN.

2
🖱️Double-click the launcher for your platform

On Mac: double-click Apple.command. On Windows: double-click Windows.exe. Nothing is installed — the launcher runs directly from the USB stick.

3
⚙️A local web server starts on your computer

Starts a web server at http://127.0.0.1:7760 — entirely on your own machine. No data is sent anywhere. No internet connection used for diagnostics.

4
🌐Your browser opens the dashboard automatically

Chrome (or your default browser) opens showing the full diagnostic dashboard. All 20 tabs of live data start loading immediately.

5
📊Live data — updated every 3 seconds

CPU, RAM, processes and network speed refresh continuously. First full load takes around 30 seconds to collect all data.

6
📋Save a report to the USB stick

Click Generate Report. An HTML file saves to the Reports folder on the USB — named with your computer name and date. Print to PDF or share with a technician.

7
Unplug when done — nothing left behind

Close the browser, unplug the USB. No files left on the computer. No software installed. The computer is exactly as it was before.

8
🔄Your USB improves over time

When you next use Cerebro Scan online, it silently checks our secure update server. If improvements are available, they download automatically in the background. Your USB stays up to date forever — no action needed.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee
Not happy for any reason? Return it for a full refund. No questions asked.
What's Included

Everything. Live. In one place.

20 professional diagnostic tabs running simultaneously — updated every 3 seconds.

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USB-A & USB-C Included
Rotating dual connector — flip to switch between USB-A and USB-C. Fits any Mac or Windows PC without needing an adapter.
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20 Diagnostic Tabs
Overview, Simple View, Processor, Memory, Storage, Network, Processes, Security, GPU, Battery, Speed Test, Recommendations, Network Scan, Large Files, Ping Test, Temperature, Wi-Fi Passwords, Phone/Tablet View, Spec Export and Report.
Updates Every 3 Seconds
CPU, RAM, processes and network speed refresh every 3 seconds. Real-time readings, not snapshots.
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Runs Entirely On Your Computer
Dashboard runs on a local web server on your own machine (127.0.0.1). No data is sent anywhere. No internet required.
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No Installation Needed on Windows
Python is bundled on the USB stick for Windows. Nothing to download or install. Double-click Windows.exe and it starts.
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Simple View — Plain Language Summary
The Simple View tab explains everything in plain language. Tells you what's wrong, what's slowing things down, and what to tell a repair shop.
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Saves Full Report to USB
One click saves a complete HTML report to the Reports folder on the USB. Print to PDF or share with a technician.
Safe Eject Button
One-click Eject button in the dashboard header. Closes Cerebro Scan cleanly and ejects the USB automatically — no more "drive is in use" errors.
MacWindows
Works on Mac & Windows
Mac (macOS 10.15+): double-click Apple.command. Windows 10/11: double-click Windows.exe. Same dashboard on both platforms.
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Network Scanner
Discovers every device on your network — phones, printers, smart TVs, computers. Shows IP addresses, hostnames and open ports.
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Largest Files Finder
Finds the biggest files eating your disk space. Shows the full folder path and a "Show in Finder/Explorer" button — one click takes you straight to the file so you can review and delete it.
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View on Phone or Tablet
Scan the QR code in the Phone/Tablet tab to view your live diagnostics on any phone, iPad or Android tablet — as long as it's on the same Wi-Fi.
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Print Report
Generate a full diagnostic report and print it directly from the dashboard. Save as PDF or hand a printed copy to a technician.
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Overall Health Score
Every scan gives your computer a score out of 100 — EXCELLENT, GOOD, FAIR or NEEDS ATTENTION — explained in plain English on the Simple View tab.
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Ping & Latency Test
Tests connection speed and response time to Google, Amazon, BBC, Cloudflare and more.
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Honest Recommendations
If something needs a professional repair, we say so clearly — and tell you exactly what to explain to a technician.
Honest Limitations

What Cerebro Scan does not do

We believe in being completely upfront. Here's exactly what it cannot do.

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Does not fix problems
It's a diagnostic tool only. It shows you what's wrong — it doesn't repair, clean, or modify your computer.
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Does not install software
Nothing is installed on the computer it's plugged into. Everything runs from the USB stick itself.
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Does not send your data anywhere
All scanning happens locally. Nothing is uploaded, transmitted or shared.
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May not work on locked-down work PCs
Heavily restricted corporate or school PCs may block USB executables by IT policy. A browser fallback is included.
Compatibility

Works on most home computers

See the limitations section above for corporate or heavily restricted machines.

Windows 10 / 11
macOS 10.15 (Catalina) and above
USB-A & USB-C — fits any port
Rotating connector — no adapter needed
Laptops and desktops
No installation on the target PC
No internet required for scanning
⚠️Restricted corporate PCs — limited
⚠️First full load takes ~30 seconds
📋 View full feature compatibility table →
Customer Reviews

What our customers say

4.8
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35 verified reviews
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★★★★★March 2026

Showed me my laptop fan was about to fail before it caused any damage. Saved me hundreds in repairs. The Simple View tab explained everything perfectly. Absolutely worth every penny.

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Sarah M.
Devon
★★★★★March 2026

Used it on 3 computers at work. Everyone was amazed at how much information it shows. The network scan found devices on our office network I didn't even know existed. Really professional tool.

J
James T.
London
★★★★★February 2026

My son set it up in seconds. I could finally see exactly why my computer was running so slow — turns out RAM was nearly full. The simple view tab explains everything without any technical jargon. Perfect.

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Patricia K.
Manchester
★★★★★March 2026

I'm a freelance IT technician and I use this on every job now. Clients can see exactly what's wrong with their machine in Simple View. The spec export tab saves me loads of time. Brilliant product.

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David R.
Bristol
★★★★February 2026

Really impressed with the amount of information it gives you. Took about 30 seconds to load on first run but once it's going it's very fast. The network scan is particularly impressive.

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Helen W.
Edinburgh
★★★★★January 2026

Bought this for my elderly mum's computer. She plugged it in, I looked at the results remotely and diagnosed the issue in minutes. The report saved to USB was brilliant for sharing with the local repair shop.

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Mike B.
Birmingham
100% Read-Only

Nothing installed. Nothing changed. Nothing sent.

Cerebro Scan reads data from your hardware and shows it in your browser. It never writes, modifies, or deletes anything on the computer it's plugged into.

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Read-only
Reads hardware data only. Never writes or modifies anything on the scanned computer.
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Stays local
The web server runs on 127.0.0.1 — your own machine. Nothing leaves your computer at any point.
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Leaves no trace
Unplug and everything stops. Nothing is left on the computer. When online, the USB makes a brief encrypted connection to our secure server only for software updates — no personal data is ever transmitted.
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Diagnostic Tool — No Liability

Cerebro Scan is a read-only diagnostic tool. It does not install, modify, alter, delete or write any data to your computer. No responsibility is accepted for any damages or issues arising from use. Provided as-is without warranty.

© 2026 Cerebro Scan · cerebroscan.co.uk